New definitions: SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does. SUDAFED Brought litigation against a government official. PHARMACIST A helper on a farm. ARBITRAITOR A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought two large bottles of wine and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottles would break. So I drank all the wine before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.🙃🙃

Yep, Annie -- so true: I still do not know where I put those AIM concert tickets -- 40+ years ago!

Lars...The woman in front with the sloppy shirt got a lot of stares from me! Can you imagine "Grandma" dressing like THAT? The cardboard cutout is the grooms brother. This supposidly really happened.